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StoneZone – en amerikansk sajt om politik har utsett de tio mest välklädda männen och de tio mest välklädda kvinnorna under 2008. Och de värst klädda kändisarna.

En av de mest välklädda herrarna är nyvalde presidenten Barack Obama.

Och vilka är de sämst klädda? Toppar listan av de värst klädda för Idolprogrammets skapare Simon Cowell.
Motiveringen säger väl lika mycket om de som gör listan som om de som får utmärkelsen:

To have a Brit appear on this list is as near a fashion tragedy as I can imagine. Thin shawl lapels on a pinstripe suit is an abomination. Does the man own a necktie? He wears his trousers far too tight in the seat and haunches. And the man boob-tight tee shirt incident should be enough to expel him from England.

Jag gissar att han inte gråter så mycket över utnämningen. Simon Cowell är ekonomiskt oberoende redan av de inkomster han fått från Idolprogrammet och sitt övriga företagande inom musikbranschen.

Tvåa på listan över sämst klädda kom förresten Justin Timberlake.

Här är de tio bäst klädda männen:

PRESIDENT ELECT BARACK OBAMA
LARRY KUDLOW
JAY-Z
REVEREND AL SHARPTON
JOHN WARNER
CALVIN KLEIN
AMBASSADOR RICHARD BURT
KEN ARETSKY
SHANNON SHARPE
ELIOT SPITZER

Här är de tio bäst klädda kvinnorna:
CARLA BRUNI
RIHANNA
FRAN LEIBOWITZ
INGRID BETANCOURT
VICTORIA BECKHAM
GWYNETH PALTROW
ANGELINA JOLIE
SOPHIA LOREN
PENELOPE CRUZ
SARAH PALIN

Här är de sämst klädda männen och kvinnorna:
SIMON COWELL
To have a Brit appear on this list is as near a fashion tragedy as I can imagine. Thin shawl lapels on a pinstripe suit is an abomination. Does the man own a necktie? He wears his trousers far too tight in the seat and haunches. And the man boob-tight tee shirt incident should be enough to expel him from England.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
Justin Timberlake takes pop star license with his wardrobe and it does not work. He commits the faux pas of wearing the vest of a three piece suit that is too short so that his shirt and belt may hang out. It’s not cool. It’s slobbish.

ASHTON KUTCHER
Who dresses this guy? Demi? Formal without a necktie, always dressed wrong for the occasion, and the ubiquitous tractor hat? Anyone who accessorizes with a mesh trucker cap ought to be run over by a semi.

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
Johnny Knoxville dresses so slovenly that one may fairly describe him as a true fashion jackass.

PETER WENTZ
Peter Wentz is sprezzatura gone all wrong. He looks as if he called a costume shop and requested the generic rock star outfit, and his different color stove pipe pants are truly horrific. He is not cool; he is disheveled.

PINK
Just an atrocious stew, a walking scrapbook of bad ideas. Great voice, though.

SARAH SILVERMAN
Hooded sweatshirts and sneakers on a grown woman who knows how to talk dirty, well, that’s just a crying shame.

MADONNA
It’s not just me who’s sick of her look; I think she’s sick of herself. How else to explain the outfit she wore to a Gucci benefit this year, which in a civil society would have gotten her 20-to-life.

SAMANTHA RONSON
Look, there’s nothing wrong with looking like a boy. Just try to look like a cute boy, please. Katie Holmes, Agnes Deyn, or sapphic sister Ingrid Cesares might have some pointers. An occasional bath doesn’t hurt either. Fran Leibowitz looks cool, Samron looks butch.

CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR
I keep waiting for her to become as good-looking and well-dressed as she is smart. I think, though, she just may have spent too much time living with the livestock in the Afghan countryside.

IVANA TRUMP
Which part of ”over” does Ivana not understand about the 1970’s? Big shoulders, big hair, pastel colors and ’power suits”. If she is going to keep chasing Italian Playboys half her age, she is going to have to dress younger.

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